Netflix 2: The Girl Next Door

Have you ever seen "Risky Business"?

Well, obviously someone here has. "The Girl Next Door" is just like it, except replace the prostitutes with porn stars, and Guido the killer pimp, with Kelly the psycho porn producer, and it doesn't have Bronson Pinchot or Booger.

Does that make it bad? Eh, not really. It's kind of like if there's a sorta shitty band that covers a song you like, as long as they don't butcher it, you still dig it, right? Because at it's heart, it's still the same song.

Does that make any sense?

Well, it's like that.

But, it would have been so much better if it had Booger.

-Steve!