Things I Learned While Being Unemployed.

I can beat Super Mario Bros.

They Might Be Giants "Birdhouse In Your Soul" might just be one of the greatest songs ever.

I probably won't get around to cleaning my kitchen.

Yo Gabba Gabba is awesome television.

I can watch "Futurama" reruns forever.

Alex Rodriguez is a douche.

Late night chicken parm and spaghetti equals early morning heartburn.

A lot of work goes into a broadway show.

Smackdown sucks.

I still don't like Halloween.

It's hard to leave a party when it's only two train stops away.

I really like toys.

"Heroes' didn't get bad, it was just never that good.

That's about it.

I start work on "My Super Sweet 16" on Monday.

The youth of America is doomed.

-Steve!