Wednesday, December 28, 2005

Best Xmas Present Ever.

So for Xmas, my little sister, Stinky, bought me a fish.

My sister named him Derek. On the other hand, she names everything Derek. So, I renamed him Abraham.

Abraham Derek Fischman.

Now, Abraham is no ordinary fish.

He has an office.

He also has a little fish family.

Sadly, as the "Big Fish", he spends too much time at the office, and never gets to see them. This has led to his wife, Pamela, to begin having an affair with Rico, the teenage latino landscaper.

Poor Abraham.